The dream

Dream song of the night | The Cranberries : Dreams

Last night I became the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.  Stomping down my neighbourhood street, I pulled a mother from each of the houses, and began munching on them - I think I sat on a few also. Until someone lit a giant match under me and I melted. I went down in a screaming heap surrounded by miniature witches from the Wizard of Oz cackling at me.

That wasn’t the end for me though. I was re-incarnated (much to my horror) as jar jar binks. Is there any character on this earth who is more annoying than this dude. I don’t think so. On the subject, hands up who really cares if critics believe Jar Jar was also stereotypically gay? Far out. Some people have too much time on their hands.

The real world

Note to self: stop watching movies before you go to bed. No more whoppers with cheese and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon.

The dreambook says

I could find absolutely nothing on this dream. There are no interpretations of this. AT ALL!.

The dream

Dream song of the night | Gabrielle: You guessed it… Dreams

If you see the tooth fairy, tell her to leave me some vodka. I prefer Absolute thanks. Honestly, I think the tooth fairy is a wrought. I used to try and pull out my teeth with that ridiculous door and string method (which never works by the way). All the while I never knew I could just learn how to rip them out with pliers from the homeless people.

This is what I was dreaming about last night. My damn teeth. Can you feel pain in a dream? Yes sir you can. You can smell vomit, feel pain, see colours, and hear laughter.

I had these perfect, movie-star teeth, with gold caps like a rapper. Every time I smiled, people turned to stone. Lol. I went to the dentist, to have more gold caps put in. He told me if I had any more my mouth would melt. It did. I sued him for putting the first ones in.

The real world

Omg. All I can think about lately is having my teeth whitened, and I think this is where this comes from. My teeth aren’t yellow yellow, but I don’t like to look at them in the mirror. I was far happier when I didn’t have natural light in my bathroom. My wrinkles were smaller and my teeth were whiter, and I could continue to delude myself that smoking and coffee were not harming my teeth.

The dreambook says

Seeing a mouth in your dream means your need to express yourself or talk about an issue that’s bothering you. On the other hand, perhaps you have said too much and you need to keep your mouth shut.

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The dream

Dream song of the night | Eurythmics: Sweet Dreams

In a giant amazonian river, at twilight, I was fighting with a giant camel spider beastie and it was thrashing around.

I managed to stretch out it’s legs in the water so they couldn’t poison me with their tips, but they kept curling around to bite me. It didn’t really feel like a nightmare, although I suppose you wouldn’t call it pleasant. I did drink a fair bit of alcohol before going to bed.

Then my ex-boyfriend was there, and then another ex-boyfriend, and then my male neighbour (who has never been a BF). They were yelling at me to get out of the water, but their faces kept melting away as I tried to get away from the spider and over to them.

There was a hotel involved somewhere, a clerk who was panicked and trying to find the anti-venom. He was most unhelpful. If I had to rate him for customer service while I lay there dying from a camel spider bite it would be pretty damn poor.

The real world

I hate spiders. There’s one who lives in my couch in the backyard, and neither me or my roommate will sit on it ever again. I found one in my pants once…while I had them on. I woke up and there was one on my face.

My ex-boyfriends ….hmmm.

Customer Service: I do it for a job, and frankly I don’t think its all that hard to helpful!

The dreambook says

Dreaming of spiders shows a fear of being entrapped in another’s power, especially a predatory, devouring female. It can also denote a stifling atmosphere within the family.

Barrett, D, 1992, The Encyclopaedia of Prediction, Acropolis Books

To see a muddy and/or raging river, signifies tumultuous times and jealousy in your life.

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The dream

Dream song of the night | Patsy Cline: Sweet Dreams

Wow this one was an epic. I could write a whole movie.

Basically I was a young girl, going to a private girls school and I had this idea to build a gigantic religious theme park. There was freaky rides. I wanted to build something huge and expensive.

So I built a giant Jesus mouth, and there was a slide on the inside. But when you came out of the slide, you rolled into a red sea. The red sea would spit you out into a huge bouncy wall. And then the wall would swallow the children!

I got my friends and my teachers involved in it. People kept donating money and then the money started turning into little cars that would drive in circles around me. At the end (it was terribly complicated and involved) the wall swallowed me, and I lived inside the theme park inside one of the cars beeping at people when they crossed my path. Lol. Ridiculous.

The real world

Hmmm. There’s no religion in my life with the exception of friends who may be religious but it’s not like I’m having conversations about it. Actually my neighbour crosses herself all the time which is kind of cute.

I live in a town that’s full of theme parks so no surprises there. I was reading that Terry Irwin is getting slammed for wanting to grow her wildlife parks into something disney-world like.

The dreambook says

To see or be in an amusement park in your dream, indicates that you need to set some time for leisure and more enjoyment in your life. Consider how everything in the park is an expression of some aspect of yourself. Alternatively, you may be too easily distracted lately.

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To dream that you are deeply religious, foretells of a negative turn to your business affairs and a disruption to your life.

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The dream

Dream song of the night | Meatloaf: Rock´N´Roll Dreams Come Through

I dreamed I was a man and I had crabs. Like, the little crab things you get when you’re a naughty boy or supposedly if you sit on the toilet seat. Yeah, those ones.

I sat across from the seven eleven, where I lived in my edward-scissor-hands house and watched people come and go. I saw a pregnant woman and she bought some sugar jubes. I used to work at the car wash in the seven eleven and she recognized me from there. She asked me why I was looking at her, was there something on her face?

Then someone picked her up and she left. I just kept watching the people come and go.

The real world

I’m not a man and I’ve never had crabs (Just for the record). Maybe I’ll get crabs. Maybe I had crabs in a past life! I did used to hang out at the seven eleven all the time, and I do love sugar jubes. My roommate is pregnant.

The dreambook says

To see a pregnant belly, represents emotions that are due to come to the surface. They can no longer remain suppressed.

To see or eat sugar in your dream, signifies that pleasures and enjoyment that you are denying yourself in your life. You need to indulge yourself sometimes and forget about the consequences.

To see or eat candy in your dream, symbolizes the joys and special treats in life. It also represents indulgence, sensuality and/or forbidden pleasure.

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The dream

Dream song of the night | Johnny Hates Jazz: Shattered Dreams

Have you ever had a dream where you were driving up and up and up a hill that was so steep it was vertical?

I was driving in the back of a whole car, and I kept falling out of my seat. The whole car became a convertible, and I fell right out of the back and went rolling down the grassy hill alongside it.

The driver turned the car at the top, and came back down to find me. I lay there for a while she looked at me, pretending to be dead, but I couldn’t stop my legs from shaking, so I opened my eyes and laughed at her.

I said, I can’t ride in the car anymore, I keep falling out.

I wake up, and write down this dream, then I close my eyes again, and continue with the driver of the car in my next dream.

We’re spies and she is disabled and can’t walk properly. I use my macguyver-type spy skills to break into a roller-door of the factory which floats on water.

I’d entered the factory, and looked around to see the walls of the sea-factory lined with mafia guns, suits, and stored food. My crippled driver swims under the roller door behind me, cautions me not to open the bread in the fridge.

We have to leave. I’ve opened the bread and the bomb is ticking around us in the factory. We rip open a door in the floor, and go sliding down feet first into a tunnel and then I’m sitting in the car again. I’m crippled, but my driver is not.

The real world

No idea.

The dreambook says

To dream that you or someone is handicap, symbolizes your own weakness and neediness. You are confronted with many challenges and need to utilize your full potential. Consider which part of your body is handicap and its symbolism. Alternatively, it suggests that you are becoming too arrogant for your own good. You need to be more humble.

Nice!

To dream that you come in contact with the mafia, indicates that you are experiencing some inner conflict and turmoil.